5.05.2009

Hey Fellas, Get With It...

at 10:21 AM

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I say fellas, because let's face it- sometimes we just forget crap (my wife sounds like a broken record with all the things she has to remind me about), but follow these simple steps and you'll be a great son/husband (at least for a moment).

Step 1: Stop what you're doing.
Step 2: Hop in the car and start driving.
Step 3: Pull up to Target and head directly to the card section.
Step 4: I know you normally go for funny, but don't- instead get a serious card.
Step 5: Go home and fill the card out from the heart.
Step 6: I said "from the heart" and you just took 35 seconds to sign your name, sit back down fool.
Step 7: Put a little certificate in there for a day of daddy duty or if it's your mom, son duty- so they can go relax for a day while you take care of their normal day to day tasks.
Step 8: Pucker up, because you are about to get some love from your sugar momma (or a really wet cheek kiss from your mamma. come prepared with a hanky to wipe that mess).
Step 9: Don't wait until mother's day next time to do this. Your wife & mom will love you for it.


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