Jason Bedell Online

So, imagine my wonder and dismay when I found out our student ministry pastor had been talking about me behind my "internet back." Here is a photo of Joaquin Phoenix and a photo of me. Apparently, he claims that Mr. Phoenix and I share a likeness in appearance. I have two points to share:

1. I did not shave my beard recently due to this comparison.
2. If I ever flip out on my full-time career and start trying to pursue rap stardom like this guy, someone please punch me in the face.

You too can dress like a Mac. Ha.

that I am sure plenty of eager musicians will jump on. This "mag-safe'esk" rip off of Apple's Mag-safe adapter for their power supply on laptops has been taken a step further by Belkin. Now you too can be in the middle of rockin' and have your guitar completely cut out because the magnet wouldn't hold and just "Broke Free."

Reason # 347 why people don't turn to God or even want to associate with Christians. Seriously. It gets nutty at about 1 minute in.


[thnx Marc for the vid link]

I mean, you never can tell. It's just a day though... the date isn't a big deal. Right? Watch your back. That's all I'm saying. 

"Who all see the Leprechaun say, 'Yeah!'" (YEAH!)

"I'm gonna rent a back ho' and uproot dat tree. I wanna know where da' gold at?! I want the gold."

"Could be a crackhead who got a hold of the wrong stuff, and told him to get up in a tree a play a Leprechaun."

So Stupid.com released their list of the Top 10 Most Stupid Gift Ideas for 2007. If you receive any of these things, you should... return the gift, delete the person's contact info, block them on your myspace and never speak to them again.

1. Mistletoe To Go
In the mood for love but on the go? Consider this portable mistletoe. This attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe comes with a suction cup that attaches to your forehead.

2. The Hillary Nutcracker
Love her or hate her, this is a new take on Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton who, in holiday tradition, is made into a nutcracker.

3. Slingshot Monkey
The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero. It flies up to 50 feet and screams along the way.

4. Larry Craig Action Figure
The talking Senator Larry Craig action figure wears a T-shirt with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay."

5. Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon Candy
One of America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a candy. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon and even looks like real bacon.

6. Inflatable Moosehead
No need to go through the expense and trouble of tracking down a moose and shooting it dead when you can simply buy an inflatable moose head for the trophy wall.

7. Electronic Yodeling Pickle
The electronic yodeling pickle is a 6-1/2" plastic pickle with a high-tech interior. When you press the pickle's buttonm, it belts out a yodel reminiscent of the Swiss Alps.

8. Poo-lar Bear Candy
It's a plastic polar bear that you fill with candy poop so when you press down on the bear's hind quarters, he poops out a tasty treat.

9. Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine
If you have trouble getting off the phone from some people, this small electronic device could be the answer. Press a button for "Whoops, there's the door" or "I can't hear you, you're breaking up," and you can get off the hook.

10. USB dancer
This plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port and when sound plays on your system, she dances.

I wish to the Lord above I was kidding about this, but it's true. Check it out at:

http://www.guitarherobrokemyknee.com