Jason Bedell Online

So, imagine my wonder and dismay when I found out our student ministry pastor had been talking about me behind my "internet back." Here is a photo of Joaquin Phoenix and a photo of me. Apparently, he claims that Mr. Phoenix and I share a likeness in appearance. I have two points to share:

1. I did not shave my beard recently due to this comparison.
2. If I ever flip out on my full-time career and start trying to pursue rap stardom like this guy, someone please punch me in the face.