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I just wonder... why? Because it stinkin' cool that's why. Imagine the workout you'd have to endure just so you could have the power to press those buttons down. Somehow I'm sure our bailout package helped make this happen. Where's the benjamins in my pocket uncle sam?! Ha.

Cricket and Samsung Set to Unveil The World’s Largest Cellphone via kwout

So, imagine my wonder and dismay when I found out our student ministry pastor had been talking about me behind my "internet back." Here is a photo of Joaquin Phoenix and a photo of me. Apparently, he claims that Mr. Phoenix and I share a likeness in appearance. I have two points to share:

1. I did not shave my beard recently due to this comparison.
2. If I ever flip out on my full-time career and start trying to pursue rap stardom like this guy, someone please punch me in the face.

You use twitter to get someone there with a key to let you in.
46 minutes. Bummer.
But it did give me a chance to respond to 38 emails. Nice.
I know how to turn a frown upside down people!

Jason *over and out*

This is just ridiculous. Assault Rifles & Prayer?! This is the best way to communicate prayer to teenagers? Seriously?

I love the thought, "See, the assault rifle is like your prayer." Hilarious.



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Sometimes there are stories on the news for which there are no words. Listen for the quote, "Maybe if more people had a duck in their life..." Classic.
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If so, check these guys out on YouTube. Seriously- they are hilarious. Jemaine Clement (left) and Bret McKenzie (right) make up the acoustic comedy duo, "Flight of the Concords." Their antics from New Zealand are absolutely hysterical. Not only do they have their own TV show on HBO; they also have a couple CD's out there of their songs (which are have an accident in your pants kind of funny).

As a teaser of what you can expect from them- enjoy this video. I soooo want to use the song for a series on sex. It's great.

Winter storm, eh?!
Seriously?
C'mon Jeff Lawson, I am pretty sure my daughter can look out and tell me that there is no snow going down... Ha.

The inauguration is official.
I hope you were on your knees today for our new leader.
And, if you want to have some fun, Obamicon yourself.
Enjoy.
Hhhmmm... it has a nice ring to it.
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I've felt like this about a few people.
Finally a video that communicates the way I feel.
Enjoy.

What happens when you fall asleep during a staff retreat? Ha.

So we went on a staff retreat recently and things where great. Posted a longer version with the back story on the Nerf Balls here, but enjoy the chaos. How does your staff have fun and let loose as a team?

Other than Chuck looking like a ghost after inserting his picture, this video thing made me weak. Make your own at Jib Jab. Enjoy.

Rumor has is that the Ballin’ series is going to have quite a few spoofs over the next four weeks. One of the shows I LOVED back in the day was In Living Color. There were some sketches done by the Waynes Bros. where they hosted the “Homeboy Shopping Network” (check out the video at the end of the post). They were all about giving tips and tricks on how to make money fast without using your own.

Hmmmm… I wonder if there would be any attempt to do such things in the opening week of the series?!? I smell a video idea…

So, the transition time for me has been interesting, but it's time to get back into the groove. Thanks for being patient as I took some time over at the Forefront Blog to connect, cast vision, etc. So you'll be seeing double duty here. Some personal, some Forefront, some babbling, etc.

In celebration of shocking this blog's little life and bringing it back from the dead, I figured if blogs could talk or scream- they would sound like this. (who let's someone tase them anyway? what in the world.)

So, the photos I posted earlier... here is the final product. I love my job.

I am blogging today over at Forefront's Blog, so there's no sense in doin' double duty people. *wink wink*

So it's something nobody wants to talk about, but... it's reality. It affects over 35% of men and 23% of women. I've been cursed with it, but have learned to control it. Are you a part of "the club?"

So we just did a series called, GPS. It pointed people toward serving and we held an expo in the lobby of all the ministries. Well, when we get rolling in a creative meeting sometimes things get a little unruly. Hence the following video. We started talking about our GPS's (huh?!?) in each of our cars and the frustrations we each have with them, which led to our idea to create a new and improved GPS. We showed this Sunday and I'm sure we will get emails and phone calls this week. Enjoy.

Look out Rev Run... It's MC Carrie in the hizzle fo' shizzle.

Thanks Collide!